Comments on: Secret Origins #1

By: IC IO IM IB IO

IC IO IM IB IO — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:10:05 +0000

Hahaha Maj you should be a SF News Anchor!
We just received an update on “cannon drill” ladies and gentlemen, it appears that this is a special move executed by a woman in a tight one piece bikini and it has nothing to do with setting up an artillery cannon!!!

By: Kareeeeem

Kareeeeem — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:54:37 +0000

oh no worries the super hero origin thing was a compliment :)

By: Maj

Maj — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:00:56 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a most disturbing update for you tonight. We have eye-witness reports indicating that the headless body of Gootecks is rampaging wildly through the streets of Simi Valley. It seems that Denjin Arcade was constructed atop the remains of an ancient Mayan graveyard. Conventional weaponry has proven to be completely ineffectual against this terrifying threat – which brings us to the question: How does one kill a headless zombie??

In other news, we’ve received word that MrWizard is hard at work within the U.S. Olympic Swim Facility, training for a followup race facing renowned fierce rival Floe. Unfortunately, Floe could not be reached for comment. We’ve been told that he has sworn off human contact until he has avenged his loss at Evo2k9. More on this story as it develops.

By: Maj

Maj — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:07:02 +0000

Dude the best one yet came up yesterday: “Delicious Bison Combos” with a “100% Great Taste Guarantee!”

First of all, i was not aware that people had found a way to eat bison. Second, you’d think that after all this time, bison products distributors would have gotten google to put red flags on the terms M.Bison, Psycho Crusher, Scissor Kick, and paint the fence.

This just in: Mike Watson has decapitated Ryan “Gootecks” Gutierrez in the Denjin Arcade parking lot! It’s gruesome folks. There’s blood everywhere. Witnesses claim to have heard loud honking sounds moments before M.Watson drove a black semi truck through the gate and directly into the innocent podcaster. Watson could not be reached for comment, so we just don’t know what was going through his mind at the time.

By: fullmetalross

fullmetalross — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:29:24 +0000

hahaha sweet hurricane window shutters. I bet there has got to be a way to make sure the ads they show are better. You should just make up gossip like a fight between Magnetro and Joo results in the end of Mvc2 combo videos or something….

By: Maj

Maj — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:22:33 +0000

Haha who would i gossip about? “We heard a juicy rumor that an angry kid on SRK was talking shit about SF4. He called it ‘borin and laaame’ and threatened to exchange his copy of the game for DOA4. According to our sources, so far Yoshinori Ono has been giving him the cold shoulder. More on this story as it develops…”

The other problem is that google already thinks this is a website about hurricanes. So far i’ve seen ads for hurricane shutters, hurricane window shutters, hurricane katrina donations, hurricane candle holders, hurricane oil lamps, and so ons. Not exactly captivating.

By: fullmetalross

fullmetalross — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:06:03 +0000

The brown under sonic hurricane always bugged me a bit… hahah J/K Now that the blog has more content I will add it to my RSS feed. Then I can stay up on all the Hurricane Happenings. Which btw should be your new gossip column or something.

By: Maj

Maj — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:52:21 +0000

Mixing up writing styles helps me avoid getting bored. Sometimes i’ll accidentally make a complicated grammar mistake and keep it if it’s interesting enough. For instance i’m not sure if the first sentence in the post is legit, because “whenever” implies “always” which conflicts with “over half” which is kind of like saying “usually always.”

Anyway the reason things are moving so slowly is because i jumped in head-first with zero preparation. Right now the tentative plan is to post a technical/combo article every Tuesday and a strategy article every Saturday. I’ve also got a little surprise planned for Thursdays and maybe a combo video spotlight on Sundays. From there i’ll find a way to fill in the blanks if it seems necessary.

Check back Tuesday for the first installment of technical mumbo jumbo!

By: Kareeeeem

Kareeeeem — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:38:15 +0000

This reads like a superhero origin story.

Looking forward to the technical mumbo jumbo!